12 TYPES OF FEMALES
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
ME.
I can help you manage ya money. But I don't want ya money, and ya money won't take your far with me. When ur broke i'll still love ya broke ass, and I ain't takin no one for child support because I don't do baby daddies. Most importantly, if I am checkin for you..I damn sure ain't clockin for ya niccaz.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her ass gets old. And you need a replacement.
ME.
Now this one is tricky, because I won't be your secret lover..I'll be your freak but if that's the case we are exclusive. Depending on the sex act determines if I'll even try it once. If we are just fucking..I will NOT catch feelings, I will NOT act like your main, I will NOT fuck ya boy, but I might get old cuz you will get old and I am not going to be a open freak with you like your my "main"..LOL.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say Fuck! you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.
ME.
This is more on my track. However, if I have to throw in ya face I can handle my own..it's because you are mistaking your purpose. Every woman likes to be spoiled and taken care of but independent women want a man for the things money can't buy..so if your trying to impress me with money or gifts, or lacking emotionally cuz you can't do all the things you want..Ima let you know..materialistic shit ain't gone cut it. I will NOT say fuck it and get a dildo, because thats lame. I don't want a toy when I can have the real thing. Lastly, I will NOT consider you a play toy or a goal..that's what boys are for..not men.
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.
ME.
All things apply..but I do NOT consider myself a "model", I am NOT superficial..my looks are one of the most least important things to me. I lack NO confidence..I am very confident with mines..and I won't annoy you about my looks, cuz my looks I don't want to discuss. Far from dumb, and personality could never run dry. You don't have to compete with other guys..if Im with you..I ain't looking.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
ME.
This is really where I fit in. Only, I won't remind you of ya nicca..im too high maintenance for that..now if we friends yea i might..but if u my dude..you won't confuse the two. I love my sweats but I love my dresses as well..so my apperance will constantly change. And yes, I just might spank that ass in football && track..but u'll enjoy taking that L..lol.
6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.
ME.
All things apply for advantages..However, I am NOT ghetto, I know how to act in public, ya momma will LOVE me, we NOT arguing every other second..cuz I don't wanna hear it..and loud talk gives me a headache. I ain't willing to fight NO ONE especially over a male..My vocabulary is extensive..and I WILL NOT AND DO NOT WEAR WEAVE PERIOD!!!!!!
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.
ME.
Now I am a good girl, but I can be bad too. I fit all the advantages..but we definitely fucking way before marriage, and I ain't lying bout a fucking thing..lol.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick yourass!
ME.
This is me..however, if I am your main..there are no others..and trust ain't no "know but might not care"..if there are others..i will know and i will leave your punk ass go..if you want others they are yours for the taken..but i won't be around..I won't get suspicious and call you every moment..its called confidence..and I am confident if I made you my man..something about you is special and therefore your not on childish bullshit..and I won't devise a plan to catch you in shit..everything done in the dark comes to light..and god is good..he never lets me down. So you will get caught on your own =).
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass!.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.
ME.
LMAo..okay now..every bitch can be ms. psycho..but all the advantages fit me..the disvantages..NO i will not stalk your ass..no matter how i felt about you..i have better things to do with my time. NO..i will NOT keep pictures of you everywhere and there will be things I will not know if you don't tell me..if you told me I will remember it. NO i will not consider myself anyone's wifey..and i'll def. never be just a chick on the side. I can make your life a living hell but if its truly that serious..you fucked up big time to cause it..there for you deserve it.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass!.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
ME.
I don't fit in here, because one if I have a man..I will not mess wit you. I look good..but I ain't sharing a intense night of passion with just anyone. lol. I do talk to my male friends about relationship issues..but I won't come crying and I only want to hear your opinion. I will get you caught up and I'm not leaving my man..so I won't even play them games with you, or take it there..I won't have no one come fight my battles..and I won't make anyone my dude at the expense of anyone else.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
ME.
I would not consider myself a tease, but I can not object to one advantage. I won't say every nicca wants me cuz everything ain't for everybody..but I am desired by many. The disadvantages..I have to agree to A. Either I am feeling you or I am not..nothing you say, do, or think..will change what i feel.
12. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go
ME.
Yes..Ms. Right suits me perfectly..only thing is there is no disadvantage here. The other guys that have had me..or pieces of me..either I wasn't ready then or that's not what I wanted. Either way, it is okay, because it wasn't in God's plans for us to be.
"What do you expect..Keep your expectations HigH!!"
2 opinions.:
First off... WOW @ all of your responses.
In summation, you would possess a little bit of every type on this list if given the space and time. lol. I think the same applies for any woman that is cultured, intelligent, and knows how to work "what her mama gave her." I don't mean that in the biblical sense in the book of Luke Campbell and 2 Live Crew "what your mama gave her," but the flare, the attitude, the versatility of a woman. Besides, nobody wants a woman that is the same all the time, you would bore the shit out of me. lol
Oh yeah, and thanks for keeping it real about fucking before marriage. The last time a girl told me that she was waiting until marriage, I looked at her and said, "Oh, they still make you???" lol
Good job Dee!
LMAo...u silly....is that a good WOW or a bad one??
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