Instructions: "How to hit it from the back" [I don't think they ready..]

Okay..this is orginially greg's note...but shit is CLASSIC..im biting and tweakin where i see fit...so now it's mine..lol..let's get it!!

Do- Pull on her hair - We like it, and short hair is no excuse not to pull the hair. Pull it like it’s scorpion from Mortal Kombat. GET OVERRRRR HEREEEEE!!! lol.

Don’t - Stick it in the wrong hole if it comes out in a dark room while getting your mclovin on...if this happens..you don't know what you doing..

Do- Smack That Ass - give her a spanking like a catholic school teacher dishing out punishments b/c she ain’t get no good d since she was 19. And the old bag is jealous at the kids good looks..some like it soft, some like it hard..make sure you know before you try this..if you do it wrong..you can fuck the whole mood up.

Don’t - Catch a cramp - It messes up the stroke and frankly the girl doesn’t care what’s going on w/ your leg. Only thing she cares about is you get back to that good stride b/c she was about to come as she was for the pass 20 minutes. (Why are y’all always about to come? Don’t tell me until you know for sure you’re bout to bust it baby.) -Greg, your hilarious..didn't change this at all.

Do- Touch on her body and pull her back and forcibly FTSOOH [fcuk the siht out of her] - You can't go wrong here..lol.

Don’t - Ask her any dumb questions, like is big daddy the man with the master plan or whose pussy is this? It’s hers damn it, she sure as hell ain’t going to leave it at your house when y’all are done. -If you hiting it right..you don't have to question...she will tell you how good it feels..

Do- Play with the pussy before you enter...she will appreciate it and be more vocal during the dicking..

Don't - Just go at it like a jack-rabbit...you fail horribly..the mission is to make her wait, make her wait for the dick..the quicker you run the faster the race ends..sometimes 2nd place is better than first. lol.

Do- Pull out mid stroke, tease her, then lick her like an unsealed envelope, put it back in and continue to Filet that pussy.

Don’t - Let it come out only to miss the hole and break your PP stopping McLovin due to injury is never a good look.

Do- Aim for the bottom - If you’re hitting it from the back then dig it deep in her gut so she can feel it in her stomach.

Don’t - Stop your stroke if she’s hitting her head on the head board, continue to hit it harder. For the dumb ones it may knock some sense into her ass..but if she certified pull her ass back some, she doesn't like it...but don't take it out and don't stop...lol.

LMFAooo....follow these do's and don't and you'll knock it out the park everytime...LOL.