yes they are FLY!!!Shit, ya'll I forgot what I was going to write about today....my supervisor pissed me off so bad today..... i'll return tonight when I remember....
oh but in other news.....my blog will be moving soon.....yes, to my personal website....once its all designed up right I will release the web address.....stay tuned!!! To my followers, if you want me to list your blog on there as well get at me in a comment. I will leave no one behind...LOL. I kno I been slacking..forgive me...im coming back to ya'll.
So I was clockin the news like I been doing since six..I tried to make a trip to starbucks to see if I would be able to get to work at all..I come back in and back to the news..so im talking to myself watching the news..i hate the news..ne way next thing I hear is the dude say,
"There's been so many accidents for the P.G. County police department, that police are asking people unless someone has bodily harm do NOT call to report it. Exchange information and handle it on your own."
LMAOoo...basically do it yourself bitch...wow! Are you serious?! Like seriously..you don't tell people that..especially as the police.Thats gangsta..How you gonetell folks don't report your accident. Handle the situation on your own. MD went gangsta. Ne way...
Bad snow, I don't think I am going to be able to make it to work I keep going outside to see conditions and its bad. My drive hasn't even been plowed yet..the side walks are finally done but the main street sidewalks aren't. Two cars are stuck in the drive cuz the neighborhood hasn't been plowed yet and these dumb fucks tried to drive out and they slid backwards and are dangerously close from hitting each other and coming down the hill into my building. Its mayhem outside. But I digress.
Im really pissed bout all this snow. I didn't know anything about it coming and damn if i didn't wake up at 3 something and see a winter fuckupland. lol. I cooked a excellent meal last night. It was delicious. I made pork chops && gravy, mashed potatoes, and collard greens...everything was perfectly on point! Okay peace!
LMAooo...like my shirt???
If you don't..I really don't care..i fuckin LOVE it!! And im the only female with it!!
Public service announcement for today....Ladies if you love your man....swallow...LMFAoo.
P.S..it's just a shirt...don't get your panties in a bunch.
Moment of silence please ::moment:: my brother-in-law Marques past last weekend..(that's why I been MIA)..so say a prayer for the fam. Thanks!
RIP MARQUES...GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!! WE LOVE YOU!
SIKE.....bitch i got a new phone!!! check me out...
Let me stop fronting...i don't know how to work the bitch..LOL. It's too advanced for me but it seems pretty cool EXCEPT the battery dies QUICK, and im DEFINITELY not feeling the touch screen tho...im not "hip"..LOL. I didn't want to join the 21st century with their latest technologies.. shit I still refuse to own a ipod... I was more than happy with my Sidekick...thats bout advanced as I can handle. But I wanted a phone with real internet capabilities and this is all they had to offer me without losing my sidekick features..
Oh yea, minus the tmail....that really pisses me off, I wanted to KEEP my tmail...i don't like gmail...shit can lick my balls nice and slow. LOL
This weekend..leave me alone unless you my buttface...I gotta do my boo DiTi hair saturday on the early AM tip && tonight is my brother Aaron's birthday so I will make a appearance for him but other than that you will find me in the bed....stuffing my face, watching movies, and tryna figure out this fucking phone...if I can't get it...it will be going back..LOL.
Adios turd nuggets....i gotta work. (stolen from grandma's boys) (p.s...check my player out...shit rocks!!)
-There's just not enough time in the day for anything...i need more time!!!
-im hungry as hell.
-i had a dream last nite that seemed like a really good one, now i can barely remember it.
-im tired as shit, went to bed early last night only to wake up even more tired...no bueno.
-I gotta find a outfit for Diti party.
-Im an undercover geek...like seriously. You'd never know from the way I talk and act.
-I need my nails done...i'll go on valentines day..im cutting them extremely short.
-Damn, near my whole family's birthday's are in feb && majority of them fall within this week..ay dios mio.
-Im praying for my older brother...i pray he recovers quickly.
-I miss my stinka..i didn't think it would be this hard..maybe im making it harder on myself. I worry too much.
-I fucking hate this weather. I can't wait for the summertime.
-Eventually, i will marry my high school sweetheart.
-i desperately NEED a new book to read...im dying without one.
-I can't wait till tomorrow, as my phone is broken and i can't hear calls..im getting a new one..oh yes..and it won't be a kick....check me out...upgrading likeee..
-If i told people half the things that went on inside my head..i'd be locked away in a straight jacket somewhere...LOL.
-i want to study philosophy. that is all for today.
HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER MISSY && 24TH TO MY MONIQUE.
Okay..this is orginially greg's note...but shit is CLASSIC..im biting and tweakin where i see fit...so now it's mine..lol..let's get it!!
Do- Pull on her hair - We like it, and short hair is no excuse not to pull the hair. Pull it like it’s scorpion from Mortal Kombat. GET OVERRRRR HEREEEEE!!! lol.
Don’t - Stick it in the wrong hole if it comes out in a dark room while getting your mclovin on...if this happens..you don't know what you doing..
Do- Smack That Ass - give her a spanking like a catholic school teacher dishing out punishments b/c she ain’t get no good d since she was 19. And the old bag is jealous at the kids good looks..some like it soft, some like it hard..make sure you know before you try this..if you do it wrong..you can fuck the whole mood up.
Don’t - Catch a cramp - It messes up the stroke and frankly the girl doesn’t care what’s going on w/ your leg. Only thing she cares about is you get back to that good stride b/c she was about to come as she was for the pass 20 minutes. (Why are y’all always about to come? Don’t tell me until you know for sure you’re bout to bust it baby.) -Greg, your hilarious..didn't change this at all.
Do- Touch on her body and pull her back and forcibly FTSOOH [fcuk the siht out of her] - You can't go wrong here..lol.
Don’t - Ask her any dumb questions, like is big daddy the man with the master plan or whose pussy is this? It’s hers damn it, she sure as hell ain’t going to leave it at your house when y’all are done. -If you hiting it right..you don't have to question...she will tell you how good it feels..
Do- Play with the pussy before you enter...she will appreciate it and be more vocal during the dicking..
Don't - Just go at it like a jack-rabbit...you fail horribly..the mission is to make her wait, make her wait for the dick..the quicker you run the faster the race ends..sometimes 2nd place is better than first. lol.
Do- Pull out mid stroke, tease her, then lick her like an unsealed envelope, put it back in and continue to Filet that pussy.
Don’t - Let it come out only to miss the hole and break your PP stopping McLovin due to injury is never a good look.
Do- Aim for the bottom - If you’re hitting it from the back then dig it deep in her gut so she can feel it in her stomach.
Don’t - Stop your stroke if she’s hitting her head on the head board, continue to hit it harder. For the dumb ones it may knock some sense into her ass..but if she certified pull her ass back some, she doesn't like it...but don't take it out and don't stop...lol.
LMFAooo....follow these do's and don't and you'll knock it out the park everytime...LOL.
