Instructions: "How to hit it from the back" [I don't think they ready..]

Okay..this is orginially greg's note...but shit is CLASSIC..im biting and tweakin where i see fit...so now it's mine..lol..let's get it!!

Do- Pull on her hair - We like it, and short hair is no excuse not to pull the hair. Pull it like it’s scorpion from Mortal Kombat. GET OVERRRRR HEREEEEE!!! lol.

Don’t - Stick it in the wrong hole if it comes out in a dark room while getting your mclovin on...if this happens..you don't know what you doing..

Do- Smack That Ass - give her a spanking like a catholic school teacher dishing out punishments b/c she ain’t get no good d since she was 19. And the old bag is jealous at the kids good looks..some like it soft, some like it hard..make sure you know before you try this..if you do it wrong..you can fuck the whole mood up.

Don’t - Catch a cramp - It messes up the stroke and frankly the girl doesn’t care what’s going on w/ your leg. Only thing she cares about is you get back to that good stride b/c she was about to come as she was for the pass 20 minutes. (Why are y’all always about to come? Don’t tell me until you know for sure you’re bout to bust it baby.) -Greg, your hilarious..didn't change this at all.

Do- Touch on her body and pull her back and forcibly FTSOOH [fcuk the siht out of her] - You can't go wrong here..lol.

Don’t - Ask her any dumb questions, like is big daddy the man with the master plan or whose pussy is this? It’s hers damn it, she sure as hell ain’t going to leave it at your house when y’all are done. -If you hiting it right..you don't have to question...she will tell you how good it feels..

Do- Play with the pussy before you enter...she will appreciate it and be more vocal during the dicking..

Don't - Just go at it like a jack-rabbit...you fail horribly..the mission is to make her wait, make her wait for the dick..the quicker you run the faster the race ends..sometimes 2nd place is better than first. lol.

Do- Pull out mid stroke, tease her, then lick her like an unsealed envelope, put it back in and continue to Filet that pussy.

Don’t - Let it come out only to miss the hole and break your PP stopping McLovin due to injury is never a good look.

Do- Aim for the bottom - If you’re hitting it from the back then dig it deep in her gut so she can feel it in her stomach.

Don’t - Stop your stroke if she’s hitting her head on the head board, continue to hit it harder. For the dumb ones it may knock some sense into her ass..but if she certified pull her ass back some, she doesn't like it...but don't take it out and don't stop...lol.

LMFAooo....follow these do's and don't and you'll knock it out the park everytime...LOL.

YEAHHH BITCH.....

Hey!!! I haven't been here in FOREVER..but thats fittin to change..im comin home baby!! LOL.

Today's post is sponored by a special request from a good friend (Big ups My Nicca!!! lol) So todays Randoms....Let's Go!!!

-I think my nails are fucking fabulous!! I stare at them sometimes cuz I can't get over how fuckin pretty they are..lol

-Question, tryna go to this party this weekend?? It's gone be crackin just like your lips!! It's between blistex and carmex street...LMaooo (text i got that was hilarious!!)

-I wanna know why Obama hating tho...talking bout we soft for cancellations yesterday..nicca the city did not shut down completely yesterday and that shit was definitely needed..let me see u walk ur ass out in that ice..and when u bust ur ass like I did..then holla me. lol.

-Im mad my dental plan has moved to 30% which means they will be taking more out my check to that shit...uhmm..fuck em!!

-I don't understand females majority of the time..I feel more comfortable with my niccaz..bitches got too much shit with them...all them emotions and shit...why???

-I hate my supervisor...most days i hope that bitch would choke on her husbands dick and die...but I really don't wish death upon anyone..so maybe she'll just quit...LOL

-Im really bored right now..I'll be back going to take a break to get some snacks...FOOODDDDDDD, it makes me happy...maybe too happy.

-I miss my girls..Roni, Porcha, Ivey...Tameka ur not included cuz i seen ur ass over the weekend and I talked to u last nite...I wish we had more time to see each other..but my bitches like me..out here grinding...thats what we do...get money...lol..wat u kno bout it???

-I seriously wonder what happened to getting married first..then kids??? Maybe im just old fashioned *shrugs shoulders*...you won't catch me.

-Obama has consumed pounds of mary jane in his time..his lips ain't black like that for no reason..cigarettes don't do that. lol.

-Im addicted to shopping and everything matching...if your outfit don't match completely..ur wack..

-I wish I had more time in my day for my personal endeavors...

-My plan is to retire by 35...definitely 40 the latest..after that you can catch me trapizing thru foreign countries...

-I have a meeting at 11:30 with this fuck nicca about bottless water for the office..one hes late..two hes wasting his time cuz we definitely aren't using his services..lol.

-I can't wait till the end of the year...im going to Italy for my girl Tya's wedding...never been out of the country and never been to a wedding...first time for everything..

-Oh fuck, here this guy comes..be back...okay the shit was actually kinda interesting but he still wasted his time, and mine. lol

-Watching the news last night the numbers for unemployment are outrageous..ima need these high flutting Republicans to get off their ass and approve the stimulus package...stop fakin!!

-Reading the birthday encyclopedia..it said I set impossibly high standards..I have to agree. I don't think they are impossibly high..but if something doesn't meet my "standards" I will shoot it down...LOL..strange...me and my cousin were talking bout this last night and he pointed that out to me...that was my epiphany...

-It bothers me that people are so selfish...I know I can be selfish at times..but I definitely put people before myself majority of the time..I just can't understand how people can be so self-absorbed. That's just not in my make-up.

okay im done for now....guess I pretend to do some work now..lol.

*im livin.

well it has been forever and a day since I wrote here...I don't really use this blog anymore..i use my other one... but just slid thru today and decided to write to say..

...im still here, still breathing...still shining!!

Oh im so damn happy in life right now I don't know what to do with myself...i absolutely LOVE my job, my family, my money, everything.... everything is just perfect.

*muah.