*.MD say..."bitch I go so hard!" lol

So I was clockin the news like I been doing since six..I tried to make a trip to starbucks to see if I would be able to get to work at all..I come back in and back to the news..so im talking to myself watching the news..i hate the news..ne way next thing I hear is the dude say,
"There's been so many accidents for the P.G. County police department, that police are asking people unless someone has bodily harm do NOT call to report it. Exchange information and handle it on your own."

LMAOoo...basically do it yourself bitch...wow! Are you serious?! Like seriously..you don't tell people that..especially as the police.Thats gangsta..How you gonetell folks don't report your accident. Handle the situation on your own. MD went gangsta. Ne way...

Bad snow, I don't think I am going to be able to make it to work I keep going outside to see conditions and its bad. My drive hasn't even been plowed yet..the side walks are finally done but the main street sidewalks aren't. Two cars are stuck in the drive cuz the neighborhood hasn't been plowed yet and these dumb fucks tried to drive out and they slid backwards and are dangerously close from hitting each other and coming down the hill into my building. Its mayhem outside. But I digress.

Im really pissed bout all this snow. I didn't know anything about it coming and damn if i didn't wake up at 3 something and see a winter fuckupland. lol. I cooked a excellent meal last night. It was delicious. I made pork chops && gravy, mashed potatoes, and collard greens...everything was perfectly on point! Okay peace!

*shut up bitch....

...SWALLOW...

LMAooo...like my shirt???

If you don't..I really don't care..i fuckin LOVE it!! And im the only female with it!!

Public service announcement for today....Ladies if you love your man....swallow...LMFAoo.

P.S..it's just a shirt...don't get your panties in a bunch.

Moment of silence please ::moment:: my brother-in-law Marques past last weekend..(that's why I been MIA)..so say a prayer for the fam. Thanks!

RIP MARQUES...GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!! WE LOVE YOU!

-valentines blues....

SIKE.....bitch i got a new phone!!! check me out...

Let me stop fronting...i don't know how to work the bitch..LOL. It's too advanced for me but it seems pretty cool EXCEPT the battery dies QUICK, and im DEFINITELY not feeling the touch screen tho...im not "hip"..LOL. I didn't want to join the 21st century with their latest technologies.. shit I still refuse to own a ipod... I was more than happy with my Sidekick...thats bout advanced as I can handle. But I wanted a phone with real internet capabilities and this is all they had to offer me without losing my sidekick features..

Oh yea, minus the tmail....that really pisses me off, I wanted to KEEP my tmail...i don't like gmail...shit can lick my balls nice and slow. LOL

This weekend..leave me alone unless you my buttface...I gotta do my boo DiTi hair saturday on the early AM tip && tonight is my brother Aaron's birthday so I will make a appearance for him but other than that you will find me in the bed....stuffing my face, watching movies, and tryna figure out this fucking phone...if I can't get it...it will be going back..LOL.

Adios turd nuggets....i gotta work. (stolen from grandma's boys) (p.s...check my player out...shit rocks!!)