yes they are FLY!!!Shit, ya'll I forgot what I was going to write about today....my supervisor pissed me off so bad today..... i'll return tonight when I remember....
oh but in other news.....my blog will be moving soon.....yes, to my personal website....once its all designed up right I will release the web address.....stay tuned!!! To my followers, if you want me to list your blog on there as well get at me in a comment. I will leave no one behind...LOL. I kno I been slacking..forgive me...im coming back to ya'll.
So I was clockin the news like I been doing since six..I tried to make a trip to starbucks to see if I would be able to get to work at all..I come back in and back to the news..so im talking to myself watching the news..i hate the news..ne way next thing I hear is the dude say,
"There's been so many accidents for the P.G. County police department, that police are asking people unless someone has bodily harm do NOT call to report it. Exchange information and handle it on your own."
LMAOoo...basically do it yourself bitch...wow! Are you serious?! Like seriously..you don't tell people that..especially as the police.Thats gangsta..How you gonetell folks don't report your accident. Handle the situation on your own. MD went gangsta. Ne way...
Bad snow, I don't think I am going to be able to make it to work I keep going outside to see conditions and its bad. My drive hasn't even been plowed yet..the side walks are finally done but the main street sidewalks aren't. Two cars are stuck in the drive cuz the neighborhood hasn't been plowed yet and these dumb fucks tried to drive out and they slid backwards and are dangerously close from hitting each other and coming down the hill into my building. Its mayhem outside. But I digress.
Im really pissed bout all this snow. I didn't know anything about it coming and damn if i didn't wake up at 3 something and see a winter fuckupland. lol. I cooked a excellent meal last night. It was delicious. I made pork chops && gravy, mashed potatoes, and collard greens...everything was perfectly on point! Okay peace!
LMAooo...like my shirt???
If you don't..I really don't care..i fuckin LOVE it!! And im the only female with it!!
Public service announcement for today....Ladies if you love your man....swallow...LMFAoo.
P.S..it's just a shirt...don't get your panties in a bunch.
Moment of silence please ::moment:: my brother-in-law Marques past last weekend..(that's why I been MIA)..so say a prayer for the fam. Thanks!
RIP MARQUES...GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!! WE LOVE YOU!
SIKE.....bitch i got a new phone!!! check me out...
Let me stop fronting...i don't know how to work the bitch..LOL. It's too advanced for me but it seems pretty cool EXCEPT the battery dies QUICK, and im DEFINITELY not feeling the touch screen tho...im not "hip"..LOL. I didn't want to join the 21st century with their latest technologies.. shit I still refuse to own a ipod... I was more than happy with my Sidekick...thats bout advanced as I can handle. But I wanted a phone with real internet capabilities and this is all they had to offer me without losing my sidekick features..
Oh yea, minus the tmail....that really pisses me off, I wanted to KEEP my tmail...i don't like gmail...shit can lick my balls nice and slow. LOL
This weekend..leave me alone unless you my buttface...I gotta do my boo DiTi hair saturday on the early AM tip && tonight is my brother Aaron's birthday so I will make a appearance for him but other than that you will find me in the bed....stuffing my face, watching movies, and tryna figure out this fucking phone...if I can't get it...it will be going back..LOL.
Adios turd nuggets....i gotta work. (stolen from grandma's boys) (p.s...check my player out...shit rocks!!)
-There's just not enough time in the day for anything...i need more time!!!
-im hungry as hell.
-i had a dream last nite that seemed like a really good one, now i can barely remember it.
-im tired as shit, went to bed early last night only to wake up even more tired...no bueno.
-I gotta find a outfit for Diti party.
-Im an undercover geek...like seriously. You'd never know from the way I talk and act.
-I need my nails done...i'll go on valentines day..im cutting them extremely short.
-Damn, near my whole family's birthday's are in feb && majority of them fall within this week..ay dios mio.
-Im praying for my older brother...i pray he recovers quickly.
-I miss my stinka..i didn't think it would be this hard..maybe im making it harder on myself. I worry too much.
-I fucking hate this weather. I can't wait for the summertime.
-Eventually, i will marry my high school sweetheart.
-i desperately NEED a new book to read...im dying without one.
-I can't wait till tomorrow, as my phone is broken and i can't hear calls..im getting a new one..oh yes..and it won't be a kick....check me out...upgrading likeee..
-If i told people half the things that went on inside my head..i'd be locked away in a straight jacket somewhere...LOL.
-i want to study philosophy. that is all for today.
HAPPY 33RD BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER MISSY && 24TH TO MY MONIQUE.
Okay..this is orginially greg's note...but shit is CLASSIC..im biting and tweakin where i see fit...so now it's mine..lol..let's get it!!
Do- Pull on her hair - We like it, and short hair is no excuse not to pull the hair. Pull it like it’s scorpion from Mortal Kombat. GET OVERRRRR HEREEEEE!!! lol.
Don’t - Stick it in the wrong hole if it comes out in a dark room while getting your mclovin on...if this happens..you don't know what you doing..
Do- Smack That Ass - give her a spanking like a catholic school teacher dishing out punishments b/c she ain’t get no good d since she was 19. And the old bag is jealous at the kids good looks..some like it soft, some like it hard..make sure you know before you try this..if you do it wrong..you can fuck the whole mood up.
Don’t - Catch a cramp - It messes up the stroke and frankly the girl doesn’t care what’s going on w/ your leg. Only thing she cares about is you get back to that good stride b/c she was about to come as she was for the pass 20 minutes. (Why are y’all always about to come? Don’t tell me until you know for sure you’re bout to bust it baby.) -Greg, your hilarious..didn't change this at all.
Do- Touch on her body and pull her back and forcibly FTSOOH [fcuk the siht out of her] - You can't go wrong here..lol.
Don’t - Ask her any dumb questions, like is big daddy the man with the master plan or whose pussy is this? It’s hers damn it, she sure as hell ain’t going to leave it at your house when y’all are done. -If you hiting it right..you don't have to question...she will tell you how good it feels..
Do- Play with the pussy before you enter...she will appreciate it and be more vocal during the dicking..
Don't - Just go at it like a jack-rabbit...you fail horribly..the mission is to make her wait, make her wait for the dick..the quicker you run the faster the race ends..sometimes 2nd place is better than first. lol.
Do- Pull out mid stroke, tease her, then lick her like an unsealed envelope, put it back in and continue to Filet that pussy.
Don’t - Let it come out only to miss the hole and break your PP stopping McLovin due to injury is never a good look.
Do- Aim for the bottom - If you’re hitting it from the back then dig it deep in her gut so she can feel it in her stomach.
Don’t - Stop your stroke if she’s hitting her head on the head board, continue to hit it harder. For the dumb ones it may knock some sense into her ass..but if she certified pull her ass back some, she doesn't like it...but don't take it out and don't stop...lol.
LMFAooo....follow these do's and don't and you'll knock it out the park everytime...LOL.
well it has been forever and a day since I wrote here...I don't really use this blog anymore..i use my other one... but just slid thru today and decided to write to say..
...im still here, still breathing...still shining!!
Oh im so damn happy in life right now I don't know what to do with myself...i absolutely LOVE my job, my family, my money, everything.... everything is just perfect.
*muah.
12 TYPES OF FEMALES
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other niggas jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.
ME.
I can help you manage ya money. But I don't want ya money, and ya money won't take your far with me. When ur broke i'll still love ya broke ass, and I ain't takin no one for child support because I don't do baby daddies. Most importantly, if I am checkin for you..I damn sure ain't clockin for ya niccaz.
2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her ass gets old. And you need a replacement.
ME.
Now this one is tricky, because I won't be your secret lover..I'll be your freak but if that's the case we are exclusive. Depending on the sex act determines if I'll even try it once. If we are just fucking..I will NOT catch feelings, I will NOT act like your main, I will NOT fuck ya boy, but I might get old cuz you will get old and I am not going to be a open freak with you like your my "main"..LOL.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say Fuck! you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.
ME.
This is more on my track. However, if I have to throw in ya face I can handle my own..it's because you are mistaking your purpose. Every woman likes to be spoiled and taken care of but independent women want a man for the things money can't buy..so if your trying to impress me with money or gifts, or lacking emotionally cuz you can't do all the things you want..Ima let you know..materialistic shit ain't gone cut it. I will NOT say fuck it and get a dildo, because thats lame. I don't want a toy when I can have the real thing. Lastly, I will NOT consider you a play toy or a goal..that's what boys are for..not men.
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you on hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.
Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up b/c every nigga is gonna try to get her.
ME.
All things apply..but I do NOT consider myself a "model", I am NOT superficial..my looks are one of the most least important things to me. I lack NO confidence..I am very confident with mines..and I won't annoy you about my looks, cuz my looks I don't want to discuss. Far from dumb, and personality could never run dry. You don't have to compete with other guys..if Im with you..I ain't looking.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.
Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.
ME.
This is really where I fit in. Only, I won't remind you of ya nicca..im too high maintenance for that..now if we friends yea i might..but if u my dude..you won't confuse the two. I love my sweats but I love my dresses as well..so my apperance will constantly change. And yes, I just might spank that ass in football && track..but u'll enjoy taking that L..lol.
6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She's always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.
ME.
All things apply for advantages..However, I am NOT ghetto, I know how to act in public, ya momma will LOVE me, we NOT arguing every other second..cuz I don't wanna hear it..and loud talk gives me a headache. I ain't willing to fight NO ONE especially over a male..My vocabulary is extensive..and I WILL NOT AND DO NOT WEAR WEAVE PERIOD!!!!!!
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.
Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a muthafukkin' lie.
ME.
Now I am a good girl, but I can be bad too. I fit all the advantages..but we definitely fucking way before marriage, and I ain't lying bout a fucking thing..lol.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick yourass!
ME.
This is me..however, if I am your main..there are no others..and trust ain't no "know but might not care"..if there are others..i will know and i will leave your punk ass go..if you want others they are yours for the taken..but i won't be around..I won't get suspicious and call you every moment..its called confidence..and I am confident if I made you my man..something about you is special and therefore your not on childish bullshit..and I won't devise a plan to catch you in shit..everything done in the dark comes to light..and god is good..he never lets me down. So you will get caught on your own =).
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass!.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fuckin' with her can make your life a living hell.
ME.
LMAo..okay now..every bitch can be ms. psycho..but all the advantages fit me..the disvantages..NO i will not stalk your ass..no matter how i felt about you..i have better things to do with my time. NO..i will NOT keep pictures of you everywhere and there will be things I will not know if you don't tell me..if you told me I will remember it. NO i will not consider myself anyone's wifey..and i'll def. never be just a chick on the side. I can make your life a living hell but if its truly that serious..you fucked up big time to cause it..there for you deserve it.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass!.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.
ME.
I don't fit in here, because one if I have a man..I will not mess wit you. I look good..but I ain't sharing a intense night of passion with just anyone. lol. I do talk to my male friends about relationship issues..but I won't come crying and I only want to hear your opinion. I will get you caught up and I'm not leaving my man..so I won't even play them games with you, or take it there..I won't have no one come fight my battles..and I won't make anyone my dude at the expense of anyone else.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every nigga wants her b/c she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)
ME.
I would not consider myself a tease, but I can not object to one advantage. I won't say every nicca wants me cuz everything ain't for everybody..but I am desired by many. The disadvantages..I have to agree to A. Either I am feeling you or I am not..nothing you say, do, or think..will change what i feel.
12. MRS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.
